I took my second turbo slug offline last night after migrating the MySQL database to the main turbo slug.
After much trial and error, I managed to figure out a way to run Apache 2.0.54 + PHP 5.0.4 + eAccelerator 0.9.2 + MySQL 4.1 on one of my turbo slugs efficiently.
Running on a 32 MB embedded device at 266 MHz, with next to no disk swapping and consuming a little over 10 watts of electricity.
Very efficient. Enough to make BC Hydro proud — “Power Smart” lol 
If you wander over to Ebay quickly, you’ll probably see my second turbo slug up for auction, alongside the 40 GB USB 2.0 drive that once housed the MySQL server
Now, go bid and win!